What you think I am
I isn’t
What you think I did
I didn’t
But it still wouldn’t be
In your best interest
To mistake me for a kitten
But you know what they say
After you learn the hard way
You get yours
Without getting smitten
Something about twice shy
Once bitten
Or more accurately
Once shy
Twice bitten
Besides
There are things more important in life
Than a figure
Wagging their finger
Shaking their head
Saying
Oh no
You didn’t
Things like
Making sure to avoid prison
By staying focused
On that cheese
Cake
Bread
Pudden (pudding)
My elegant way of saying
Money over bitch-
En
Way to end it
By repeating what I started out saying
What you think I is
I isn’t
What you think I did
I didn’t
But you can still bring that kitty over here
Let me make it purr like a kitten
But only for a night
Then you have to leave
Oh no
You didn’t